Jeez, I’m not sure if the above catchup or the Assassin’s Creed Movie had a more coherent story.  What a hot mess!

Look for pillars of smoke in the distance. They mark the locations of HR camps.

I doubt they made it that easy.

Ethan, did Ubisoft make you or Stephen climb some sort of radio tower or other large structure to unlock this information? That is kind of their thing. 

I live in the South, I’m screaming inside my fucking heart every day.

Also from Tom Morello. Pretty sure “davez67" is former House Speak Paul Ryan: 

You know who has hands? The Devil. And he uses them to hold things.

I used to be a fan of the Beatles until they started singing songs about love and holding hands.  

As I’ve said before: Even if this was true it wouldn’t change the fact the movie would still have a giant plot hole surrounding the why Waller wanted to create Task Force X if they’re supposed to take on “Superman-level threats”. I don’t see how a guy who’s good at climbing things and a guy with a boomerang can take…

Oh fuck off with this!

Yeah, it was in Salt Lake City. The game starts in Boston.

The hospital wasn’t in Boston either, somewhere in Utah maybe? I played through a few years ago, one of the hardest, and absolutely most depressing games i’ve ever played. Since then I’ve stuck to the Borderlands type rooty tooty point and shooty games

“Tonight on Fox News we will be airing a two hour special with experts that will prove that chips do indeed crumble and have for years and anyone who makes fun of it is a big poopy head.”

Holy crap, I’ve always felt so guilty and wrong for thinking exactly this. My wife generally hates all pasta, but only likes Angel Hair, which to me is the worst shape available.  I have a sad box of my chunky pasta that I will guiltily make at midnight while my wife is asleep.

And you’re going to do us the favor of not telling us which they are? 

Kotaku Staff, do this please.

I hate that you don’t make these new articles with each update. It renders commenting useless. Looking still comments from may when it’s an August update is blah. It only gets worse as time goes on. How about “best 8 games as of may 2017.... best 12 games as of August 2017" and so on and so forth. Will anyone ever…

That opening car chase was pretty amazing though.