Most of America knows Indiana for Dan Quayle and Mike Pence. Honestly I’m surprised they haven’t built a wall already.

Gov. Pence quickly added, “And could I get your number for Mr. Trump? He’s gonna want it in a couple of years. And those of your troopmates. But NO FATTIES.”

You got one of those, too?

They should legalize marijuana and ban cable news. That’s the shit that’s really killing brain cells out there.

I can see the Times’ legal team in the office late last night, begging the legal gods to bring it on. They won’t have had this much fun since that one time in law school that shall never again be spoken of.

Unlike Donald Trump.

That was a mistake.

If you’re an old, like I am, you were taught to type on a typewriter; that muscle memory is hard to let go.

Lawrence O’Donnell says newspapers like the NYT (and People Magazine) have the best libel lawers in the country to vet stories like these before they publish them and their is zero chance of it getting anywhere.

If Cosby taught us anything, it is that if there are a few, then there are probably a bunch bunch more - this is about stemming the tide of all those other women who will be crawling out of the woodwork.

If you think things like “ethics,” “laws,” or “swearing upon God’s Bible” are things that will stop Trump from lying, I think you think far higher of the man than I do.

Donald Trump going after someone else for libel. That’s pretty fuckin’ rich.

Shortly before this Katrina Pierson said the women were only making these accusations for publicity and Don Lemon asked, “Couldn’t people say the same thing about you representing Trump?”

How does a woman who seems like she couldn’t get a job managing a Starbucks wind up as the media face of a presidential campaign?

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

JFC you people are fucking rediculous. The first paragraph is ONE sentence stating who she is and what she does. And the title is correct, they still don’t know if it was suicide or homicide...just “fatally shot”. Only in your head does that imply foul play. How do you function on a daily basis with so much paranoia.

There is nothing crazier, more interesting, or more important than this election. Blame Peter Thiel for shutting down Gawker, but I’m happy to get my daily Trump bashing from Ashley here.

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Please cheatedlions get back to what you’re good at and away from commenting

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

GO BACK TO JEZEBEL, MAN-HATER.