Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes

Someone asked me if they were boring me last night and I had to say, nope, just too much forehead botox. I can’t lift my fucking eyebrows.

God damn you. I was better off not knowing about ((()))

If you don’t get paid do you have to honor the NDA?

you did. you just stopped too soon. keep going.

Have you seen Deadspin.com’s ratings since they got overtaken by Mexicovision? They are terrible! With people like Crooked Ashley Fakeberg who could expect any more. Any time you see anything written by her about me, do not believe it!

Related: As disgusting as this idea is, there’s got to be a Trump sex tape out there somewhere, right?

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

As a catholic, I firmly believe that our church and its’ hierarchy should sit this one out. Our track record on “social issues” does not reflect our organization in our finest hour. Morality questions? Nah, we should just focus on the forgiveness of sin and redemption stuff.

Apples and oranges.

A decision of this magnitude?

I agree.

One of the responsibilities the NCAA is charged with is putting on these championships. They made a logistical decision to move the location of the championships they are in charge of. How this is some great abuse of power? If member schools really don’t agree they are free to not send teams to participate.

Based on first hand interaction with them, I can positively assure you that the administration of the University of Notre Dame are world class shit bags. No need to google that.

Sweet. Can you link me to the article talking about all the same sex marriages they’ve asked their priests to perform?

Just a friendly reminder that John I. Jenkins helped sweep under the rug the fact that in 2010 Lizzy Seeberg committed suicide after her rape by Notre Dame football player/former Atlanta Falcon, Prince Shembo. When the case was brought to the police, members of the board or directors and athletic department put…

I’m going to be that shitlord who points out that Velveeta is technically not cheese (or dairy) but is instead a “processed cheese food product.”

You’re right. There isn’t even a silence, never mind an awkward one. They keep right on going.

If it was an honest headline, it would say “Trump denies claiming climate change is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.” As it stands, it implies that Hillary is assigning conspiracy theories to him that he is not involved with. Why does she make an appearance in that headline at all, unless they are trying to imply…

I wouldn’t call that a “grinding halt.” I hate how buzzfeedy Jezebel has gotten since the change of ownership.