Tacquitos are not tacos, regardless of contents.

Perhaps the idea is “You love Jesus? Eat our food regularly and the schedule for your meeting him will be moved up substantially.”

The indivisible part will bite them when they bring up secession.

I love Whataburger, but since all the stores started sporting this in the windows, they’re due to be taken down several notches.

Some people simply retain information better when doing one or the other. The notion of being more “engrossed” with reading, versus listening to something while being “distracted” by other tasks, can come into play in the anti-listening take. Some people simply like to feel better/smarter than others no matter what,…

Texas: At least we aren’t Florida.

I read Alex Pareene’s book “A Tea People’s History,” except for the bunch of pages that wouldn’t load on the e-reader.

Real food truck:

Eh, I love books -everything about them, the feel, the smell -and I do think those things can add to the reading experience. However, e-readers are also great for all of the reasons you mentioned. I think e-readers are especially great for trying out new books or a book you’re not sure about and wouldn’t necessarily…

I read Blood Meridian. The whole time I was like, “Oh my god there’s something beautiful in here but it’s so difficult and I just want to grind this out and then forget I ever read it. Please just end.”

I would think, if the dude has to go full McCarthy, he’d go with Blood Meridian. At least I do. Then I’m found out when they see my book collection is all John Grisham and Little Golden Books.

You must live in fake america, out here in real america 7 of the 10 guys will say the bible and the other 3 will punch you in the face.

If that counts, then those adult coloring books definitely count.

People lie about reading books for the same reasons that motivated you to write that comment.

Why would I feign naivete? To be condescending? That’s right, other Barry.

It's a good thing they've been banned from the place they didn't go to. Otherwise they might have not gone there again.

This is really disheartening for those of us who have made the climb

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

#notallgreys