Trump’s gonna end up fuckin’ bombin’ France. Right after he takes care of business in Germany. And North Korea. And Mexico. And, and, and . . .

I think he looks more like this kid. Could be his brother-cousin-daddy-son.

See, now that’s what I was thinking. “Gees! We have ‘coons in our neighborhood, too, but spotting one doesn’t send me into a road-rage frenzy. I just set out the catch-’em-alive trap and move on.” Took me a second read to figure out what he was talking about. Then I was kinda sorry I had.

I like the “Loose One Turn” square. Can you imagine going to all that work to think up and make that thing, and then spell a word incorrectly? Hilarious.

Except they weren’t members of the White House press corps. They were staff reporters assigned to the burglary of the DNC Headquarters in the Watergate office building.

I get how a rager kills someone with a baseball bat. But then he *apparently* threw her in his car at some point, and disposed of her body in an area pond. That’s more than just a flair up of a dangerous temper.

David Duke also endorsed Obama.

Well, she probably figured that approach worked out so well during The Troubles . . .

. . . an all woman women-of-color panel . . .

“I have wide authorty over da immgrayshunz!”

I don’t know how anyone plays the kora—much less a group of white people. Amazing instrument.

So maybe instead of actually saying it, we could just think it real hard and everyone would know what we were thinking but not saying.

So it wasn’t Russian hacking? Jesus fucking Christ. I cannot keep up with this shit.

Plus, she’s a great guest on HIGNFY.

Corbyn hammering on the number of police was a very smart tactic that also has the benefit of being true.

“I’ll dismiss human rights to fight terrorism!”

You expect the Fox to guard the hen house?

Just another instance in which we had to bail out those weak and ineffective Frenchies.

Cells. They’d be referred to as cells.

Mosquitoes have killed more people that all the wars in history.*