Do you know how hard it is to sit forward like that when you’re fat?* Must be some other reason.

He said he asked Comey whether he was being investigated by the FBI three times, and he was told “no” each time.

You —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> the joke.

I agree; however, I think it’s possible we’re being naive to think this administration wouldn’t go out of their way to fuck with anybody who filed an FOIA request. (Is “complaint” the right word?)

They should’ve had them attached to the lectern.

Cannot beat the original cast Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Laraine Newman and Gilda Radner.

On that cover, Jeff Sessions is what Stewie Griffin is going to look like if he ever grows up.

Um, the Toni Morrison quote is in the screenshot of Yashar’s tweet (lines 5, 6 and 7). Took about two seconds to find it.

Came here to say the same thing.

Ha! They couldn’t even find the fucking light switches on day one!

Couldn’t you have just posted a link?

At 1:50 a.m., brother Joseph Ems punched Piazza in the abdomen, a decision that forensic pathologist Dr. Harry Kamerow testified may have exacerbated the severity of a spenic injury. [Emphasis added.]

I thought really hard. Then I laughed and laughed.

So, just to be clear: you didn’t actually read the article. Got it.

Reminds me of one of my favorite QI segments:

They still use one that is quite similar, don’t they? I don’t have a television anymore, so I’m probably not watching any new ones, but when they have a Masterpiece that is a mystery, are they not still using the Gorey clip?

I do greatly enjoy his Shakespeare. And I thought his Wallender was good—just not nearly so good as the original.

Yeah, but age is so much less attractive on a woman.

I work in a little garden center in my town, and we sport a sign in the window saying that everyone is our friend/neighbor and all are welcome in our shop. It’s in four languages.

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