Are you kidding? Being forced to have a baby and then not offering any support (no matter what form that support might take, from prenatal care to daycare to healthcare to insurance to school lunch programs and on and on) is supposed to be the punishment for having sinned.

You’re “double spacing.” That’s what’s giving your posts the big empty spaces. When you hit your “Enter” button (fka “Return”), it’s an automatic double space. You don’t need to hit “Enter” twice to start a new paragraph.

LOL! Nor am I! But I looked it up, and you are correct.

You’d think that about presidents, too, but you’d be wrong, as we are all now so painfully aware.

he’s made tremendous progress with President Xi and has visited China

LOL! Which generation would that be?

Sarah Palin.

I’m curious about #3 . . .

Well, that was really fucking annoying.

I live in Nebraska, and, um, no.

Is Woody Harrelson’s dad still alive?

See, I get the ones who say that but DO believe what they’re saying.

But, you see, he WASN’T snow in, He WASN’T in an accident and in a hospital himself. His wife DIDN’T die. He DIDN’T die.

On my first overseas flight, the airline had overbooked. Four students with a high school choir did not have seats on a flight to Germany. Of course, the choir chaperones weren’t going to let four kids stay behind in Chicago to fend for themselves.

Kind of “The Devil in Miss Jones” version of hell, eh?

Did you read the article? It refers to “domestic violence.” A tweet refers to a teacher. Go back and read it again.

-1 star for trying to make a plural with an apostrophe! LOL!

+1 for the “Tale of Two Cities” paraphrasing.

The article DID explain who was playing Mickelson for cash. It was Charley Hoffman . . . arguably one of the best 100 golfers in the world. So, Benjo is saying if Mexican Sandwich would’ve read the article, s/he would’ve have known the answer to his/her own question.

The article said his opponent referred to in the voicemail clip was Charley Hoffman, who is currently atop the leader board at Augusta. THAT’s who is playing golf with Phil Mickelson (currently tied for fourth) for cash.