Think she mentioned U.S. funding for the United Nations?

All her sketches, really. She’s done some great work with Hugh Laurie.

Surely you haven’t forgotten who owns the Wall Street Journal?

I’ll admit to having to read it twice . . . I was dumbfounded when I read it incorrectly the first time. Then I just realized I was plain, old dumb. At least I did end up getting it.

Kids are cheaper? They must sell some top-of-the-line, gold-plated snowblowers where you live.

I think that’s because he wears a shower cap while he’s being sprayed, and he just wears it too far down on his forehead instead of back into his hairline (wherever that is . . . ) a little.

So you’ve apparently never heard of “Watch one*, do one, teach one?”

LOL! Sean Brody posted the same thing you posted—only 30 minutes earlier. I’m afraid there will be no victory lap for you, my friend.

Oh, gosh. I would have been a lot more interested if only he had asked “Do you know to whom you are speaking?” He had so much going for him, but ending that sentence with a preposition just kind of ruined it for me.

Or if we as individuals could use a “block” feature for commentors we just personally don’t want to see. I think Amazon message boards used to have that feature back in the day. It was nice. It hid blocked commentors, but you could see each of their comments individually if you decided you wanted to read it.

I’d love to dismiss him/her, but that’s not an option on my three-dot drop-down list. I have the choice to 1) follow, 2) flag, 3) share to kinja, or 4) go to permalink. Would you and I have different options for some reason?

I was safe because in 5th grade I always made sure my cootie shot was up to date.

Did you? LOL!

I agree that people seem to think “free speech” means “I have the right to say whatever I want, wherever I want, whenever I want. Freakish interpretation of the concept, if you ask me.

No hobbies? He golfs, for god’s sake. Sure, he cheats at it, but what the hell—it’s only a hobby . . .

When my 90-year-old mother told me she had gotten her driver’s licence renewed, I asked her if they had made her drive.

I watched that whole barbaric clip just to see some literal shit come out of his political opponent. Didn’t happen.

I think the club is photoshopped in. I mean, c’mon—it HAS to be.

Your dad sounds like one strong individual. Kudos to him.

So this was all bogus? BRB—I have some apologies to make!