FUCKER GOTS TO GO! GEW! HE GOTS TO GYEUUOW!

The Middle has been kicking it out of the park with character growth. Axl and Sue have gradually but nicely matured over the years, growth the likes of which is nowhere to be seen on Modern Family. I really wish the AV club was covering it in its final season.

I stopped watching Goldbergs because, despite it being funny on the regular, every episode has the same formula and I couldn’t bear it anymore.

I don’t watch this show, but is that a Carly Rae Jepsen reference in the title??

IT’S DEBRA MESSING, YOU GAYS!

*Spike Lee just tweeted Aaron Paul’s home address*

At least we know he can perform that task! Funny, because he played an amazing Mercutio and I still only see him screaming about his kid.

THET TOOK.... MY SON...

Melania puts a pillow over his face as he sleeps. That’s how I’m hoping this goes.

We’d put her face on coins!

SO TERRIFYING. I think it was because he was so contradictory: on the one hand, you have a man who wrote soppy poetry and supported abolition, openly promoting a former slave and using his real West African name (!); on the other, you have...everything else.

*perks up, waves*

Nope

Thelma and Louise is a great movie

They just shouldn’t reboot movies that stand the test of time. Jumanji and Mrs Doubtfire are 2 of them. A sequel to Jumanji would have been ok (ie, someone found the board), but when I see Jack Black, Kevin Hart, or The Rock attached to anything I assume it’s not going to have wit enough to make anyone over the age…

Huh. So this is the first and last I’ve heard about this show. 

Matt Dunham.

If I have to sign a sexual-harassment thing, I don’t care, I’ll sign it....

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The hunter being played by the same actor as Robin Williams characters dad was a surprisingly poignant decision and I love the scene where Robins character finally stands up to him, essentially confronting his feelings for his father as well. The movie did a lot of emotional character beats that it probably didn’t…

Welcome to the Jungle...Jumanji.