I think #1 is a wive’s tale. However, I’ve only had one kid (fellow commenter HippieChick), who turned 25 yesterday. She was born with a full head of hair—not THAT full—but no heartburn for me. Also, her hair never fell out. It just kept growing, and sticking out from her head in every direction. Because she grew hair…

Maybe Mitt can lend him some of his binders.

Although I’m in the “He’s got serious mental health issues and needs help” camp, I also think that a spell in prison is the help he needs, and the best thing for him at this point.

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

And Tammy sounds like she could be the lead in a Hold Steady song. Killer parties almost killed her.

Well, that’s just great. You hear that, Rex? Bears. Now you’re putting the whole organization in jeopardy.

You’ll pry the reply-all button from my cold, dead hands.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Its really very useful. I use it to hold souvenirs and various items I collect when I make my way inside people’s homes when they sleep and hover over them knowing I have the power of life and dea... I mean it’s pretty good for lunches and snacks on the go.

Its really very useful. I use it to hold souvenirs and various items I collect when I make my way inside people’s…

AAAHHHH! BOOBS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

Oh God, yes!

Factory of sadness continues

To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.

Rick James was from Buffalo

Hilarious fossils jumping through hoops?

That table wasn’t tough enough. Usually it takes until mid-November for something Bills related to collapse.

The accent is the best part.

Damn, to think if he had seen the way Buffalo played yesterday his depression would’ve subsided until at least early October.

I read “Roots” during the summer after grade three. Kids can understand and handle a lot more than most adults give them credit for.

“Give? Such a womanly concept. I don’t give, I invest.”