Someone should figure out what medical conditions our Republican politicians have based on what they’ve discussed publicly and then figure out how much they’d have to pay to manage that condition if they A) made the average salary of someone in their district and B) didn’t have health insurance. I’m sure that would…

I just hope that each and every one of them manages to accidentally shoot themselves in the foot or ass at some point. I don’t wish death on people, but comical flesh wounds that they can wear as badges of stupidity forever? Hell yes.

Signing people up for “bill me later” subscriptions to Playgirl was a great college prank that I pulled more than once.

My all-time favorite prank in college was when my friends and I got a hold of an old stack of Playgirl magazines, cut out tons of penises and put them in my friends drawers, backpack and school books and notebooks. Nothing like finding dicks everywhere when you’re just trying to find a shirt to wear in the morning or…

The trailer makes this look like Sense 8 if the cast were spread across time instead of geography, plus singing. I don’t hate it? I have zero familiarity with the source material.

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I read that too. It does and it doesn’t make sense. On the one hand, yes...it gets people into stores and saves on shipping. On the other it creates a HUGE issue with space. My WF is already crammed to the gills with people and products. I don’t know where or how they’d create space to allow for people to pick up…

This article alludes to what I suspect: Amazon is trying to corner the market in upscale neighborhoods where lots of people don’t own cars (like mine). Since I sold my car in September, Amazon Prime has been a lifesaver. I also live a couple blocks from a Whole Foods. At any given time, you can walk down the halls of…

I just came back from Bermuda and that’s where all the preggos or soon to be preggos are going to avoid Zika. My Mom has to avoid Zika-prone areas due to a previous illness that makes her more susceptible to it. Apparently Jet Blue is running huge specials on flights to Bermuda from the Northeast.

Jen Kirkman. The older one, “I’m going to die alone and I feel fine” is hilarious and the new one is pretty solid as well.

For smart sex and genitalia jokes, check out Jen Kirkman. I find her hilarious.

Few things attract my righteous indignation quite like flower essences. I worked on a website for a company that sold those in the months immediately after my father had passed away from surgery complications due to cancer. Their holier-than-thou “we can fix whatever ails you with FLOWER ESSENCES” bullshit, combined…

I’m so sorry that this happened to you. My laziness at not wanting to commit intensely to any one sport probably saved all my joints.

It’s criminal. Or should be, anyway.

Drug Firms Poured 780M Doses into WV. This article laid bare for me the extent to which pharmaceutical companies are straight up negligent in this public health crisis. Shipping 9 million doses to a town of 392 people over two years? Tell me again how they “couldn’t have known.” It’s total bullshit and I hope they’re…

Honestly, being able to get divorced is a blessing for both parties. My family is weird. My Grandma (Catholic) got married way late (in her late 30s...this was in the 40s). She had my Mom at 44. She got a four year college degree in two years (by 18 years of age) and two masters degrees in her 40s. She was a legit…

A friend of mine experienced this when her parents got divorced. Her Mom had good reasons to divorce and her dad essentially abandoned the family, paying no support for two kids under 3. You’d think that the extended family would try to help them out. No...they ostracized the hell out of her as the “black sheep” since…

Here are two of my idiot friends trying the lift in a bar. I am just off camera. They managed to get on “World’s Dumbest People” with this.

I was chased by swans as a little kid and I’m still scarred. Those things are terrifying.

I live in DC, and like most people here I have a whole lotta feelings about this administration (none of them good). I had dinner with some of my Mom’s friends as they swung through town the other night (they’re in their 80's) and their cousins (probably 55ish) when the question was asked, “So, are people here going…