I hope all those rats are stuck on this sinking ship of a presidency. Wipe them all out.

They actually made mention of this on the most recent episode of “The Americans!”

TBH it was a very nice dong!

I was on the Metro last summer and a gentleman got on and sat in a seat very close, but perpendicular to me. He appeared to be military...great shape, in a pair of khaki shorts and a polo shirt (very respectable) and carrying what appeared to be a gym bag. He could have just stepped out of the shower into fresh…

I’m a hot sweaty mess in a cotton t-shirt on a cool day if I walk too briskly. If there were one thing about myself I could change, it’s my ability to break out in a sweat at the drop of a hat.

...says the guy who tried to do surgery without earning a medical license first.

Whoa, you just brought me back to my childhood when we used to make popcorn and ALWAYS made OJ and ginger ale drinks to go with it. We never dipped, but that combo of OJ/ginger ale and popcorn was DELICIOUS. How could I have forgotten?!?!

I live in DC and yes, it’s transplants to the area, I-95 and three jurisdictions that are all slightly different in how they built roads. I’ve lived here 18 years and when I drive my Mom around she is baffled by how I have any idea where I’m going since the roads are just not marked that well. The 14th street bridge…

Someone at the cable company accidentally switched on Cinemax for my entire college campus one fall. It didn’t last long, but I’m very sure a lot of boning went on to Skin-e-max soft core movies that season.

As a DC resident, I’ve developed a burning hatred for that smug a**hole.

That’s a shame. Always struck me as a really nice guy. RIP, Unity.

I agree. I find his “personal training business” commercial kind of funny too.

Allow me to tell a little story about the day a shower beer saved the day. I was in Florida with a bunch of friends in a rental house. It was a great house. It had a nice pool, five bedrooms, a great kitchen and was just a couple blocks from the beach. There were about 20 of us staying there. There was also a bathroom…

Me too! This whole article I’ve been like, “How did I miss the big fake dick?!?!”

Sounds like someone might be a wee bit embarrassed.

My cat would wait until my Dad got up to get a drink of water or pee or something and then immediately steal his seat and pretend to be asleep. She would refuse to open her eyes and pretend to be completely limp whenever he would pick her up to try to move her, even though he’d only been gone a couple minutes.…

My cat did that. She’d cry so hard at the sliding glass window in the middle of winter (in Rochester, NY) and beg to be let out, so we’d let her out through the garage. She would then run directly around the house to the sliding glass window and cry very indignantly as if to say, “How dare you not tell me it was like…

My Mom ended up getting cancer (a different kind) about 15 years later. She caught hers super early, which made a huge difference, but I will also say that the medical advancements in cancer treatment over 15 years were AMAZING to see. My Mom was pretty functional while having really heavy-duty chemo. The drugs to…

My Dad battled cancer on and off for five years or so. He had a lot of gnarly surgeries. The last one was going to be the last one. He had to have it, but before it he declared that he wouldn’t go under the knife again. He’d do what he could with chemo and that was it. His quality of life, trying to recover from major…

And 1.a, which my parents drilled into me repeatedly: If someone tries to stop you from asking questions or tells you that asking questions is wrong, DO NOT TRUST THEM.