It sounds like you’re the one who needs to “calm down and lighten up”. Cabbage Patch had a perfectly valid response to your complaint.

Are people going to come after Hills for using ‘bless his heart’ even though she’s not really Southern? (I don’t care.)

It’s context dependent.

Doesn’t “bless your heart” kind of mean “F you?”

He has as much of an achillies heel as one of these (in orange). His whole candidacy defies known political logic. If he is a failure as a businessman, his followers will ignore it or Trump-etet as proof of his success.

This what i have been saying. Anyone with any minor knowledge of the tax code knows about carry forwards of losses. He isnt a genius (even if he really understood his taxes instead of just signing where his accountants tell him to). The big story is he lost a Billion dollars in the 90's. How did he manage that?!

No, let’s talk about it. He makes my lady bits wither and dry up. Simultaneously, I also want to shit and vomit looking at him.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAY IT ISN”T TRUE I’ve been lookign forward to the TLOP SHOW FOR MONTHS AND NOW ITS POSTPONED TIL DECEMBER AKA: I CANT GO ANYMORE

The Surite have already put their best man on the job!

That near-billion that he lost through bad business deals... very likely was not from his own personal wealth, but from other people’s money. He swindled poor saps with tales of his ‘great business acumen’, got them to invest a near billion dollars, then drove it into the ground in one year. So they’re out ‘real…

The thing is, with the Kardashians, everything will be doubted because their ‘real’ lives are faked for the show and they themselves lie to hawk products for money. I’m not surprised that people doubt the news story.

Then she really needs to fire her security team.

I am so tired of people declaring this-or-that state totally worthless and disgusting. It’s mostly rural and/or southern states, but it seems like just about every state has some kind of fault that some random idiot thinks is reason to wipe out the whole place.

Hold your horses. Clapping is triggering to some snowflakes. Please use jazz hands.

I imagine it’s something like a surveillance video of them both walking into the apartment. Then the attorney can claim “they were acting normally” and this whole thing was just a case of “morning-after regret and a personal vendetta against my client.”

Like it or not, removing an elected official from office or preventing them from taking elected office based on an accusation and not an investigation (though I think the intent is to obviously spark an investigation) is a seriously dangerous road to travel.

Nope, it’s still a asshole comment. Just because they make a TV show doesn’t mean they are lying when they say they are robbed.

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