I have someone else he can get advice from...

Oh, no, of course you won't get better by reading this article. There are much better guides out there for getting better. I did send this article to my brother, however, who is DISGUSTINGLY HORRIBLE at fighting games.

I wrote that line specifically for you.

I am paid a salary by Gawker Media, so yes, I was paid for this post.

Eh.. **Spoiler**..