All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

The recall email has an @aol domain? that’s not sketchy

it’s quite funny that building and running your own business from scratch is considered ‘passive’ income.

Man, fuck those review-bombing shitwizards. How are people mistaking a year-old $30 indie VR game for a two-week-old FREE-TO-PLAY AAA FPS? Nevermind the fact that anybody with any sense knows it’s not going to be on Steam.

If he sits for 2 years, would he still be picked number 1? Discuss. 

So because it only hoses a small minority of people, it’s ok?

Your making brand assumptions about his actual ability to play at a high level.  leading them to the playoffs?  highly, highly doubtful.  They’d be better off bringing RGIII back

At this point Kaep would be a huuuuuge distraction for any team that is in the playoff hunt. It’s all any reporter will want to talk about, and it could cause a rift in the locker room. Kaep was good but not transcendent. It would be the right thing for the league, but risky for the team. New England has a strong…

People new to the game will definitely want this. One of the biggest learning curves of this game is how the weapons handle, so having a safe place that you can constantly test the weapons is a good thing. The main game right now has an issue where you can go 10 to 20 minutes without seeing someone, then die…

God I hate modern video games so much.

This is too fucking funny, my friends and I shop there all the time. Poor guys.

The craziest thing in this story is that somebody thought Dez Bryant was the 16th best available free agent.

The switch that they have to press peeks out from behind the sign through the letter that it corresponds to. The first sign it was on “I”, the second “S” and so forth

Boring! I intend to keep reversing time so that everyone’s structures turn back into trees and also so they’re forced to play in the same match for hours. Plus I’ll teleport through the map and alter reality to make myself a castle.

So the place Thanos ended up in at the end of IW was the Fortnite map?

Well the only reasonable answer is that whoever finds that gauntlet and engages it will immediately remove half the players from the map AND get that boastworthy kill-count. Anything else is a half-measure, pun intended.

They weren’t even offered in manual for a couple years. Auto is just plain better with a turbo.

A great way to destroy a mint original car and hugely devalue it.

Whereas Colin Kaepernick is out of football despite a significant and virtually unblemished track record of being a starting caliber quarterback

I highly recommend just not being Caucasian.