“And that, kids, is how I met your grandmother.”

I’ll never understand the drive some people have to ABSOLUTELY HAVE grandchildren. Is this what her daughter would have wanted? To not even have the experience of having her own kids and then her 60-year-old mom raising an infant?

Brothers and sisters I have naught (er) but this woman’s mother is my mother’s daughter.

... hey, Mom, long time no talk. So, uh, in case you ever thought of bearing my child posthumously... don’t, please. Thanks! Love you!

Lady Justice Arden. Lady Justice Arden.

I actually don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with a woman carrying her own grandchild, but when grief gets involved I’m immediately wary of mom/grandmom’s motives and psychology. Is she just trying to have a do-over daughter because the first one died? Does she only want to have a kid, who she will then…

Girl, I live here and I hate people who don’t pick up after their dogs as much as the next person, but this is not the solution.

Even if she did that - fuck, even if SHE craps on the floor and left it there - you don’t bag it and shove it in someone’s trousers!

I hate how hard I laughed at this.

We've brought the world some of the finest writers, thinkers, and comedians. Unfortunately, not every lump of coal gets to be a diamond. Some are just, uh..... bags of poo.

This woman wins the “I was late for work because.....” game for the rest of time.

I told him it was a gift!

Once when my dad was like 8-10 years old in brooklyn a grown man handed him a paper bag. When he opened it-a live sewer rat jumped out.

Cheating and cheaters sure makes life “interesting”...

I’m sure people are gonna drag me for this but I think Blake Lively is the Taylor Swift of acting. She is just so bland and uninspired. This is an actual quote of hers: “Film festivals are such beautiful, respectful festivals of film.”

I’m not sure there’s a more appropriate publication for a Blake Lively interview than Hamptons Magazine.

Dad’s birthday. Everything about this is fucked. How many people are now grieving because this woman, with acknowledged mental issues, was able to get a gun. Jesus Christ, I need to go lay in a field of wildflowers.

God, how absolutely tragic for those girls and the rest of the family. Granted, I’m not a fan of the dad encouraging mom to ‘kill herself’ to make it easier on the family, but that’s another topic for another day.

she hasn’t tweeted since November 30, 2014.