I like how she said “lady”. Not woman, or person. There’s an “old” implied in there in my eyes. Which makes me chuckle. 

Gaga is obviously a superior singer and musician. Yet she copied a lot from Madge’s book (who copied it from other people), to downright plagiarizing Expess Yourself. Madonna has let me down YUGELY since, say, Ray of Light - her music and performances (what’s with that damn clown act) are too geared towards ‘look how…

There’s a simple solution to this - Madonna gets the older gays and Ga Ga gets the younger ones.

Ms Banks actually threatened to cut a bitch and we’re worried condescending posts and counterposts.

I guess there are two varieties of Gaga/Madonna comparisons. One of them is based on the nature of their identities as performing acts—I think there’s some similarity there, but you could also argue that there’s some similarity between Gaga and Elton John or David Bowie or any number of other pop acts that had glam…

Oh, you KNOW Madonna won’t be able to let this go.

No she didn’t.

Lady Gaga is a musician. Madonna is a performer. Dismissing Gaga’s musical talent over her (weaksauce) gimmicks is missing out on her serious pipes and musical training. Madonna can’t sing for shit and never could.

He’s a rapist. Only rapists have so many bad experiences with women that they start recording them. Instead of, you know, not hooking up on the first date, or getting quite that drunk, or letting them leave, or calling the police, or any of the million other things this guy could’ve done to stop having a “bad…

I can tell it is supposed to be art by the way it leaves me totally unmoved.

ETA: the date in question actually will be in 2035, not 2034. I regret the error and will perform various Opus Dei self-mortification rituals in penance.

You know, I actually did the math in my head to see if the headline was correct. Sadly, it won’t be until November 14, 2034—when Mark Hoppus is 63, Travis Barker is 60, and Tom DeLonge is 59. (If we replace DeLonge with Skiba in this equation it still holds, as Skiba is two months younger than DeLonge.) Algebra is…

I mean, someone pointed out that he sort of specifically calls out women here, which is sort of true in one sense, but I also don’t think that’s the part where you would say he’s potentially patronizing Banks, which would the parts where he talks about helping her.

I’m of two minds about RZA’s statement. On the one hand, I think it’s clear that AB is batshit and I would be embarrassed too if the guest that I brought to an event acted like a fucking lunatic and physically threatened other guests. And I agree that it has nothing to do with race or gender in the sense that it’s…

Yeah, it’s actually pretty sympathetically written given that he’s ultimately calling her a liar. It sounds like he’s genuinely disappointed that she ended up proving the negative rumors about her true.

Oh Russell Crowe. You almost—almost—got through a situation without being an asshole about it.

Thank you. She needed somebody because she was in career limbo.

Spitting on someone is rude as hell, but it’s not quite as rude as threatening to cut someone’s throat with a broken champagne glass and then grabbing a champagne glass.

Because the woman in question was in the process of trying to kill somebody with a bottle when she was spit on.

Yeah, that is actually assault, but so is threatening someone with a glass. Christ, what a shit show. I am going to go ahead and throw out an RIP to AB’s career. She is done.