Joey Fatone is opening a hot dog restaurant called—hold on, let me sigh again—Fat One’s.

On the flip side, I now know who Calum McSwiggan is...

Are you that desperate for attention that you purposely make shit harder for real victims of hate crimes? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Oh goodness gracious. Staging a hate crime for Internet fame, especially in the wake of the Orlando massacre is beyond heartless. Sometimes humanity makes me so sad.

It’s opening up next to Wahlburgers, isn’t it?

The LAPD’s claim that McSwiggan was seen injuring himself after taking his booking photo probably explains why the booking photo looks like this.

But....but formula is full of BIG PHARMA TOXINS!!!! *snorts another dose of cocaine

I’m not going to lie, for safety’s sake, you might want to just... I was going to say throw your laptop down a well, but that shit’s all in the cloud now. Okay, just pray everyone connected with you dies normal.

And ps. some very legitimate studies show alcohol has very little affect WHILE breastfeeding... So yes, the two are very different. But for all we know this lady is a good mom who had a crazy night and thought she had over compensated on her timing and in reality massively fucked up.

Which one’s the pizza?

I’m still sad Lord&Taylor didn’t catch on.

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )

“never felt this way before”

I don’t think Trevor Noah wrote this tweet, I just think he high fived the person who did.

Full Frontal and Last Week Tonight are both miles better than modern TDS.

I miss John Stewart. That is all.

Even though Trevor Noah probably didn’t have anything to do with the tweet, this post still reminds me of how downhill the show has gone since John Stewart left. It’s cringe inducing.

Even if he didn’t write that tweet, it’s still his fault. He’s not funny and his cheesy jerkoff smile doesn’t fool me!

You could’ve stopped with your first sentence.