You want to light them on FYRE.

A French fry festival... crinkly, curly, waffle, truffle (To please the hipster crowd),steak fries... all joining together under one roof with plenty of dipping sauces... this sounds like Heaven.

Fyre Starters..... lol.

Fortunately, he took me to detox, so it isn’t all bad,!he took me to detox, so it isn’t all bad. Detox saved my ass. His comment sucked though .

I have had some weird ass sex dreams myself, you’re not alone my friend. I feel like... we’re not safe, even in our dreams.

Breitbart commenters seem to have a love/hate thing with Trump, when Trump made those comments about Steve Bannon they were NOT happy with him. They are Bannon shippers over there for the most part and they despise Kushner and have “concerns” about him influencing DT with his “liberal” politics. They are different…

This is what stopped me, when I thought about my funeral, my friends and family in pain, the cost of my funeral (my parents don’t have much), it really put a stop to those thoughts.

⭐️ ‘D for neutered dog reference

Sometimes I wonder if he’s for real.

Ok... as an athiest this made me laugh even though i agree with FTLOB.

This reminds me when I told my uncle I was an addict and needed to go to detox, he said “can’t you just take an aspirin?”, he was in denial for sure and probably didn’t realize how assholeish that advice sounded to me. This story is sad, it also reminds me of a this man who murdered his wife, he was found guilty and…

Did you leave that first comment on that fb post? Bc that would be great.

Thank you for sticking to your guns. People are horrible.

This. I need a verrrrrry long nap.

This is all so very true.

Yep I heard this over at deadspin as well

Oh he was a total shitbag, it’s just that suicide stories always make me feel weird.

*were at the center. Arggghhh, auto correct.

Same. I would love if the Jezebel commentariat were a true the center of one of these articles. Let’s start a fake epic feud on the next story, lets make history!!!

Lol, it’s a dumb song, More Life is ok... but I feel like a bit Draked out. I’ll take Kendrick over him every single time.