Lies! I studied economics in college, I use the internet and took at least 2 marketing classes so I know exactly what is going to happen in the future.

Not to make light of it, but it sounds like dementia has done a number on him. I'm not looking forward to getting that old.

This is certainly terrible news...but we can’t lose sight of what’s really important: Did he have an account on Ashley Madison?

You know how the parents talk funnny in Peanuts ?

To do this in the first place makes you kind of a dick. To do this in a public forum to children makes you kind of a legit psychopath.

Why not just make sure they understand the difference in private, and still let them keep the trophies, as opposed to this sort of public humiliation.

His ship was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

“Do you see how different this strip is from the one in 1955?”

This happened to me. And I DID get confronted about it.

Maybe she thought that she didn’t have to give us a wedding gift because she was a bridesmaid?

He’s mainly a PA, and only a 1st AD maybe once. This guy is on the bottom of the production pyramid. Not surprised that he could get away with it. PAs are often nuts.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

Hulk wants to smash...... but can’t.

Pan pizza inside the pillow case

If a dingo eats your baby, you have lost the only war that matters.

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

Code brown. I repeat: code brown.

My father used to have such a beard. He called it a Three-Quarters Nelson, because he was bad at both math and cultural references. On sunny Thursday afternoons, he would trot at a fair yet cautious pace on all his forelegs to the nearby Haire Stor, which was owned and operated by our dyslexic neighbor, Sameul. This…

Fitting for a guy who only uses half his ass.