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....and now Mom is transforming into a young Sly Stallone.

Murder.

Saxamaphone?

Adam Sandler is the anti-Christ.

THAT was fucking exhausting.

.......................................zzzzzz

Because her “taste” excels where?

Brooke Hogan.

Back in ‘82 I had a buddy who shaved his upper left lip, and lower right beard in celebration of getting his commercial pilot’s license.

2 million over 60 years? I could shoplift underwear & socks worth twice that in 50 years.

A Hyundai in the desert? A wrong turn is not the issue here.

Drinking beer thru a straw is great if you hate the taste of beer and want simply to get drunk.

Nice mug shot. Lookin’ fit.

I’m gay...and married. This seems ridiculous.

It’s payback for Loverboy.

Sooo, she should be registered at Target?

Had you ever considered that he might have crabs?

*they’re*

“Threesomes are fun (if you do them right).”

“The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!”