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Holy shit mate give it a rest.

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

I propose a compromise, they can keep the stadium, but it shall henceforth be known as the Kiddie Diddler Dome.

Ill survive... Its your virtue signaling that ain’t a good look

How mature and brave of you. Does your arm get tired from patting yourself on the back for such heroism? I deplore the president but his saying “give him a chance” is not an admission of support. By no means deplorable enough to never listen to a historically great comic again.

A really cool tidbit from Purge’s interview was him discussing feeling.

Listen, as a Denver native who watched Peyton Manning win the Super Bowl with a walker and whose father was a goalkeeper who wound up herniating four spinal disks after one too many diving saves let me say:

In Dota there’s varying levels of height in the terrain, from uphill and downhill slopes to straight-up cliffs and ledges.

Truer words have never been spoken.

You act like athletes don’t do this. Hell they just usually rape the chick and call it a day.

I was surprised that people would tune in to watch others play Hearthstone for about ten seconds before remembering how many hours I’ve spent watching televised poker.

Hopefully next they can catch all of the kids I meet online who have fucked my mom.

She’s 49.

When you’ve lived as long as Lorde, you’ve seen it all. That kind of experience can’t be faked.

I mean pretty sure it’s been against their rules since before even the Token was introduced. If I had to guess it’d probably be because real money transactions over the internet between 2 random people can be insanely risky and Blizz doesn’t want any part of that.

That look on his face was absolutely priceless. That feeling of winning as the underdog is just incredible.

Ivanka’s 35, which can only lead one to conclude that Donald Trump believes she is an airplane.

This is Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. It's not a symphony, it's a serenade for strings. Plus, the whole thing is around 20 minutes long. I don't want to come across as pedantic, but in this kind of discussion I think it's important that we're all clear on the facts and terminology.