In Dota there’s varying levels of height in the terrain, from uphill and downhill slopes to straight-up cliffs and ledges.

Truer words have never been spoken.

You act like athletes don’t do this. Hell they just usually rape the chick and call it a day.

I was surprised that people would tune in to watch others play Hearthstone for about ten seconds before remembering how many hours I’ve spent watching televised poker.

Hopefully next they can catch all of the kids I meet online who have fucked my mom.

She’s 49.

When you’ve lived as long as Lorde, you’ve seen it all. That kind of experience can’t be faked.

I mean pretty sure it’s been against their rules since before even the Token was introduced. If I had to guess it’d probably be because real money transactions over the internet between 2 random people can be insanely risky and Blizz doesn’t want any part of that.

That look on his face was absolutely priceless. That feeling of winning as the underdog is just incredible.

Ivanka’s 35, which can only lead one to conclude that Donald Trump believes she is an airplane.

I go to a Shia mosque and most of my friends are from the old country and Iran. None of them excuse Assad in the way that many on the far-left do.

A musician is not allowed to have an opinion about another musician unless they play the same instrument as the musician in question? This seems like a unique point of view, could you expand on it a little? Because I don’t understand what his ability to sing has to do with anything.

Wow, you are a cluless idiot if you dont think he sings. Also Carlos is way more talented and respected in the music industry than beyonce ever will be. Santanna will be remembered forever where beyonce will go the way of madonna as in “oh yeah i remember her being popular for a bit”

Meanwhile, my dog just walked straight into the coffee table, licked her butt for awhile, then barked at her own reflection in the window.

Fair enough. Corpses can’t say no.

She is! But maybe give her some time to grieve. Like, say, 15 to 20 years?

Don’t forget that Petraeus was actually convicted of doing what Hillary Clinton was merely accused of doing.

No, but you think the University of Southern California is South Carolina so maybe you’re too stupid to listen to?

This is Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. It's not a symphony, it's a serenade for strings. Plus, the whole thing is around 20 minutes long. I don't want to come across as pedantic, but in this kind of discussion I think it's important that we're all clear on the facts and terminology.