I don’t even cry in the shower because I use baby shampoo, OKAY?!

I thought it was the basketball ring! That’s what Allen Grayson calls it!

Psshhaw.
That just reminds me of nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw cancer off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table. 

Poor Raptors fans. They want to believe! They've wanted to for years now! LeBron is gone! Kawaii is healthy and oh yeah he might be the best player in the league. But oh how they have been burned. Their broken hearts chartered to ash. 

Insightful, but you never say how they should do it. Based on what I’ve seen, their best bet is to put the ball in the hoop.

That would be amazing if a “bad guy” is a marrow match and becomes a donor.

As long as Paul Bearer stays the fuck away

Bone Marrow on a Pole.

This is all a big setup for a Full Bone Marrow Transplant Match at WrestleMania.

THEY LIKE BEER, OK.

Even God knew Florida and Texas needed to be separated by a large body of water and 2 states no one ever wants to drive through.

The flattened man is eventually able to come to his feet.

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Which means league-wide revenue for the players. The draft is easily a net positive for the players as a whole. It’s not going anywhere because the union knows this too.

Lol. The draft isn't going anywhere. It does plenty for the league, not least of which is maintaining league-wide interest among fans.

Growing up in Holland, I came across a lot of Turks. The thing about them was their unceasing nationalism, some of them were border-line or outright fascists (see Grey Wolves). This meant that there was no room to discuss the Turkish state’s maltreatment of Kurdish populations.

You’d think that ripping the rim off to earn a few minutes-long breather would be a bigger part of his game. 

Blumhouse makes money by making inventive movies on a modest budget and a tight schedule that consistently turn a profit so it only makes sense he’d use existing approved scripts that already project a ballpark budget to hand to a proven director rather than gamble on an amateur director and ask them to cough up a…

I have no idea if he’s a good Catholic male, but he’s a shitty pharmacist and should be fired.

IIRC Daniel Bryan did at least two different gauntlets on Raw during his big push in 2013-2014.