It’ll be sharing a room with whomever designed those Timberwolves jerseys.

In the distant future, looking back on this Cavs’ season, they will say no one knew who they were, or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock... of the Q.

BLOODBORNE IS SO GOOD BUT IM TERRIFIED FOREVER.

OMG NO IS THAT IN ONE OF THE CHALICE DUNGEONS NO BYE

Because the previous administration gave him several extensions instead of citizenship.

No, I’m good...

Have you played Bloodborne? Say hello to my favorite special friend:

OMG NO IM SCARED WHAT IN THE UNBLEACHED HECKERS

That’s the best humblebrag I’ve read in years.

Live in Honolulu: girl friend stumbled out of the bathroom to ask if I got the alert. I told her I did, but not to worry. I’ve lived in Hawaii for about 25 years, you come to expect massive fuck ups. It’s part of the charm of our government.

Amazing to think this guy is only 15 years old.

Can you imagine what an outlier Lonzo is going to be in the next 3-4 months, a draft bust, someone who talks inside stuff to Pops, and a eunich when it comes to telling the old man to shove off. Players will side with Walton, as this guy is now a major distraction, and every player is fighting for their own job. He’s…

It probably wouldn’t end the distraction, but it certainly would help. IMO Lonzo’s silence is making him complicit with this clown show, and speaking out will quell the notion that LaVar speaks for his kids.

Unless Lonzo finally comes out against his ignoramus father, Lakers need to trade this clown in the offseason while they can still get maximum return and build around Kuzma, George, LeBron....anyone they can get. Just cut your losses and consider yourself lucky.

I would argue they’re playing bad basketball because they have almost no players who are capable of playing winning basketball. I’d bet Luke Walton could be reasonably successful in a lot of different situations, but he’s coaching a young and talent-poor team that is still towards the low end of a rebuild.

It’s becoming pointless to point these things out anymore, but I would call Clarke the snowflake for getting so triggered over someone shaking their head at him. But, gaslighting and being scumbags is what the right wing does full time now.

I cant write inscrutable tongue-in-cheek scifi vignettes fast enough to keep up with this shit.

Levar Ball has accomplished the rare task of making both the NCAA, and Mcculey Culkin’s father, look like models of good judgement.

Vytautas, the team in which LaMelo and LiAngelo Ball will join Tuesday, just lost by 57 points to BC Lietuvos Rytas. Final: 113-56.

The judge gave Clarke a pass on abusing his authority by having his cheese curd stormtroopers hold up a guy...over a headshake?