In the words of those proud sons of the South, Lynyrd Skynyrd:

I believe she is real. Real dumb.

That generalization is laughable. You’re an idiot.

This isn’t the first time Flynt has taken out a “bounty” on a political opponent. I don’t think he previous ones every amounted to much, but I hope this one does.

Riot Games has a process. The 76'ers are going to have to trust it.

How is the new seal racist?

Beat me to it!

I’m glad this guy is being brought up on charges.

You might want to qualify that answer. Lots of countries have not regulated what foods can and can not be called “organic”.

Hey Kyle... shut the fuck up.

Might I suggest some remedial reading courses while you’re gone?

Weirdly enough, I think the second email from that mystery person was sincere.

The Tennesseean reports that Jordan was arrested on Nov. 3 of last year and charged with felony manufacturing/possession of marijuana for resale, possession of drug paraphernalia, theft under $500 and five counts of possession of a prohibited weapon.

We could not imagine that any civilized human being could possibly believe he owned another human being.

Are you sure it wasn’t five escapees?

Uh, is that guy Sky’s last name pronounced “lemming”? That’s hilariously unfortunate.

Harteau is white?

Charges are pending? I bet it would be a different story if the trucks had been black.

Sure, it’s a problem for Jr no matter what. Proof of Russian government collusion it is not, and that’s the real smoking gun everyone’s looking for.