Is it messed up that I can’t stop laughing at this?

Adding insult to serious injury this is the best I can get from a GIS of “Sad Woo.”

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

God can take me instead.

Even though he shouldn’t have been suspended for his Beltre comments, I’m fine with West getting 3 days as kind of a Lifetime Achievement Award for longterm umping douchebaggery.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Here’s the thing. There are two distinct sets of fans at play here. There are boxing fans and there are MMA fans. (Of course there’s s upset of fans that follow both but even around them I’d bet they favor one discipline over the other more often than not.)

“How else am I supposed to tell if these goddamn things are ripe?” would be a decent defense.

Hey, if I was Alfonso Ribeiro I’d get pretty sick of people asking me to do the Carlton dance, too.

“The kid that threw the avocados never played for me”

Kevin Can Wait was the most successful new comedy on television last year,

Why are recipes?

This is gospel, all of it.

This is a shame. I really liked D.C.

Listen to this asshole Joe Rogan: “I don’t think interviewing fighters after they’ve been knocked out is a good idea, but I just want this knocked out fighter to give me some thoughts right now.” Get the fuck outta here

And being thrown under a bus is their version of lower and middle class economic reform.

Coincidentally, getting hit by a car is the only GOP-approved version of healthcare that their entire caucus could pass.

God, Mitch takes that big fat L right in his fucking face.