Thing is, I can forgive that someone out there likes those characters for some reason.

I have coined him FrankenMountain.

...including her upbraiding of his “little children birds,”...

Sand Snakes have consistently been some of the most interesting and compelling characters on the show

the Sand Snakes have consistently been some of the most interesting and compelling characters on the show

Book Dorne would not make for super compelling TV, so they should have just dropped it entirely rather than do this.

Well, she did say, “Ellaria is dead” which is 1000% untrue so perhaps not

Seriously. They pale in comparison to their book counterparts, just absolutely butchered and wasted in the show.

Nymeria took one sniff of Arya and was all like “Um yeah girl you seem to have your shit together. Ima look after all these hungry pups who don’t. Good luck in your future ventures. NYM OUT.”

...the Sand Snakes have consistently been some of the most interesting and compelling characters on the show...

I am now also on board with Euron squinting at a poster.

HOW?! How can anyone like the Sand Snakes?!

The author lost all credibility after that statement. I seriously wonder if she even watched the show.

Not sure how you’re the first person in the comments to point that out. I thought that was obvious. Also, Euron was JUST at King’s Landing. Looking at the map, Dragonstone isn’t that far away, and they knew that Dany’s fleet was there. Not a far stretch for him to intercept them. I thought that was implied at the…

After reading that line I couldn’t take the rest of the article seriously. Does the author even watch the show?

Ellaria and the Sand Snakes being killed or captured was awesome. They really needed to go. The show totally fucked up Dorne and took it in a way that made zero sense.

Me:noooooooo

“[T]he Sand Snakes have consistently been some of the most interesting and compelling characters on the show...” This has to be among the most ridiculous things I have ever seen posted on this site.

Theon’s dignity might be dead, but it finally gives Gendry and his rowboat a chance for redemption!