Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

It literally reads like something from Idiocracy

Its been a good week between this and Ann Coulter getting treated like crap on her Delta Airlines flight. Its the little things...

I think he really meant that. After all we know he’s not reading off cue cards or a teleprompter.

The joke is on McGregor! He blew all that money on a custom suit and Mayweather can’t even read it!

“Nate Diaz is clearly the voice of sanity here”

I’m rooting for Nate Diaz with the chair to knock them both out.

At least we know that Mayweather’s part wasn’t scripted.

Were they supposed to be his great aunt and uncle?

Let me nerd this up for a sec; In the soft reboot of the Spider-Man comic “Ultimate Spider-Man” Aunt may was a much younger woman, so the producers shoulda hipped Marisa Tomei to the fact that she’s not an old version of Aunt May.

I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

Bet he gets along great with Goose Gossage.

I don’t get why I keep seeing people who think editorial mistakes and political hit jobs are mutually exclusive.

I mean, yeah, I see what you’re saying. But holy cow, I can’t believe the former Gawker Media Group is being critical of SBN for editorial issues. After all, how’d that “professionalized editing process” work out for you guys when you outed that Conde Nast executive for no apparent reason a while back? I seem to…

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.