But the value of a Big Baller Beating? Priceless.

Price of said Big Baller Belt? $750

Hot take: If you hit your kids with a belt it’s fucking child abuse. I don’t care what your granny or daddy did when you were a kid.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Her face is everything.

Staged.

“Hey...Remember when you went to Miami and you and Wade and Bosh did the big roll out at the MTV Awards?...Yeah...That was great.”

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

Or this one:

Try this Free solo:

Not to worry. Kevin Nealon’s home enjoying a healthy salad.

Lessee...

Just because it exists doens’t mean she stayed in it. You seem to know the same details she does so you could also say you have stayed in it.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

As always, the lesson here is: Don’t ever try to have any fun in baseball, ever.

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.

Fine, but this is still a stretch:

No it didn’t, it just did it longer.

His problem isnt being white or being a man its being a poor writer with dumb opinions.