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Legitimate question: is there any room for the presumption of innocence and due process in the court of public opinion? Like, how did you decide who you would believe in this case? I read the same story and my conclusion was: IDK what happened because I wasn’t there.

“Works for me” — Luke Russert.

the bland milquetoast personality of Greenie ugh.

*Mike drop*

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

oh shut up and fuck off

lol you sound triggered, maybe reconsider your stance on trigger warnings? They could save you from a lot of future emotional turmoil.

and they’re pronounced “gooey-duck” which is even more fun :)

Did you know scallops can swim??

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

Make free throws and you get to play in the 4th quarter.

She would admit that under oath if it would help her out, not because it was true. She doesn’t have hippie roots, she’s just a deadhead 

Come on he can’t be that bad. What’s he done besides claim there’s a war on football by the Liberal Media, hint at being a CTE truther while watching the ‘85 Bears documentary, publicly rally against college athletes being paid, call for the Broncos to commit late hits against Tom Brady (when he was a quarterback…

I feel the same way. I think a good barometer for me is that I was a fan when SVP was there, and now I could care less if he existed now that he is with Kanell. My take on that is SVP is so great that he can make me like people in his orbit, and Danny Kanell is so terrible that he can make me wish people didn’t exist.

He is a terrible human and he’s proud of it.

Going from SVP to Kanell is objectively worse than going from Obama to Trump.

please...