suckimcsuck
Suckie McSuck
suckimcsuck

Back in my day we had both Deadspin AND Grantland. Make America great again!

So as an emplyer you’d be fine with your sideline reporter being, literally, a stupid, horrible person. You think she’s the most qualified person they could have in that position?

LeBatard has gotten good at taking contradictory points just for the sake of controversy. He was contorting himself into all kinds of knots trying to defend the UFC and the reporter at the same time. It was really awkward.

Hey Tom, did anyone at Deadspin hear that GSW won? I assume not since there’s been no coverage.

That’s it, Dana has gone full Trump/McMahon. Trump for kicking out reporters and McMahon for bringing in an actual pro wrestler...again.

I wonder if the thief had any reservations about taking property that wasn’t rightfully theirs.

I hadn’t thought of Ghost but that’s a solid pick.

From a dude with a Jerry Garcia tattoo and a Space Your Face profile pic, it’s a CSN song.

Seems healthy. Right, DAD?!?!?!?! <sobs>

I can make a very strong case for having a joint.

I lost 110lbs through calorie counting exclusively over two years ago and I’ve maintained my ‘new’ weight ever since the same way.

I don’t think Prince painted it, I think once Prince visited a place it just became purple afterwards.

Looks like the Glenn Beck Sports Channel (NAMBLA) has it’s first celebrity personality!

Dana’s penis must be miniscule.

So I guess Afrika Bambaataa was the Bill Cosby of early hip-hop. Who knew?

How does one pronounce jamoke?

Was Mayweather aware of what was going on? He looked like Stevie Wonder without sunglasses on during Broner’s little tantrum.

As far as I can tell it’s because they think pee-pees touching is yucky. That’s it. It grosses them out, hence all the hate. I find it strange.

That’ll teach her to use the wrong word when describing her six table restaurant.