That’s no fun though.

Or by covering a D-list celebrity for 500 or so days in a row.

something something Stevie Wonder could see that.

I’ve never played a round of golf (not counting miniature) but I would still love to play Pebble Beach.

Is he old enough for me to legitimately hate and not just be annoyed by yet?

My poor ass and discriminating brain are in a really heated argument about the merits of my Mr. Coffee. My poor ass is probably gonna win because of referee stoppage though. It’s getting really brutal.

My poor ass and discriminating brain are in a really heated argument about the merits of my Mr. Coffee. My poor ass…

I guess he’ll have no use for this then?

St. James Episcopal Church in Baton Rouge, La.

Women, amirite, bro? <hi-five!>

I know nothing about Rugby. This clip doesn’t inspire me to change that.

#HumbleBrag

You say sad, I say delightful. Potato, po-tah-to.

This episode replayed this morning on El Rey and it was better than even this article lets on. Watching the reruns lately has made me feel like Phillip Michael Thomas in the PCP clip.

As a lifelong Cowboys fan I can sincerely say...that yeah, that sounds about right. Well done.

One fucking owner can’t kick this dude down a million bucks for the tape? wtf?

Man, that place is PACKED!!!

Your modesty is astounding too. “I made a dumb headline and dummies responded to it in a dumb manner.” Kudos. And no, I didn’t email or comment on it. I just rolled my eyes and moved on. But now it’s gonna be a running joke on here I guess? Maybe you all can do ‘500 Days Of Warriors Losses’?

You see what happens when you force Coughlin out?

Was it Ringo Starr?