You sold me on it, Clover. Guess what I know what I'll be listening to intently instead of working for the next hour and half-ish.

This is why I don't UFC anymore.

That is truly magnificent.

The jerk store called. They're still out of Dustin.

You can be right and still be an asshole. Right Ronda?

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Scarecrow is my favorite Batman villain. I do not value your opinion in this matter.

I still watch his show and enjoy it but every so often he pulls this kind of thing and it's indefensible and then I'll drift away from watching him for awhile and then get suckered back in by his hot take on something. It's as predictable as his own suspensions and firings (call it what you want Keith, you keep…

I smoke entirely too much weed to get behind something like that on the way to Safeway.

They're like Hydra. Every time we metaphorically chop the head off one, two more appear. We're trying though. I swear.

I need two money clips AND a wallet? How rich do you think I am?

He'll be the first to tell you how successful he is too.

Well, you told me Tom. You fucking TOLD me!

Hand to God, I have no idea who Beck is..

I had honestly forgotten both Chipper Jones and Sandy Hook Truthers were things. Great, now I have to go about trying to forgot they both exist again.

Does he SUCK suck or does he just suck compared to how good he used to be?