Damn it Warren, I had planned on going into full sports-media blackout today and then you have to go and do this.

I was really disappointed in Larry Wilmore for letting some anti-vaxxer blather on with her made-up 'facts' basically uncontested. I expected better from him.

This has turned out far better than I could have hoped for. I thought Lynch doing this was just boring at first but as long as these TRUTH-TELLERS!!! keep melting over it I'm being kept pretty entertained.

I do love me a finely honed blade.

My wife thought Lynch was being an ass. I showed her video of the guy in the barrel. She then said "Never mind, I don't blame him." I love my wife.

I don't watch the shows at all but I find this sort of drama surrounding wrestling legitimately engrossing. At any time I can tell you who the fan favorites are/major plot points/etc. I appreciate the passion of the fans more than what they're/you're passionate about.

We don't need a seminar on what a football is, Bill. Just go ahead and fire the fucking kid Brady told to do it already. Jesus.

Thanks for posting that. I knew Solo was a dick but I had no idea about him.

Is it really though?

Why are we pretending he has two dicks? He does not have two dicks. On the veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slight chance he does then he's certainly never had sex with someone else.

Between Halloween 2012-Halloween2103 I lost 105lb (not-so-humble-brag). All I did was count calories. I've kept it off by counting calories. It was hard and it sucked (and it still sucks) but never once have I though "You know what I really need to stay motivated? A bully yelling at me and making me literally,…

You can't make me root for her :P

Lemme just go ahead and skim the comments looking for myself for the next half hour or so.

Trying to read that was very much like trying to read Canterbury Tales in Middle English. I recognized some (not all) of the words but the context they were placed in made it hard for me to make sense of what was happening. The annotations helped but only to a small extent.

I was pissed off just because of the Lego movie getting left out at first. Luckily Jezebel was there to remind me that Benedict Cumberbatch is a son-of-a-bitch, all with his penis and Caucasian features.

"George Gray has been The Price Is Right's subpar replacement for the irreplaceable Rod Roddy for four years now"

I'm slipping. I had to see this headline to be reminded I'm supposed to be pissed off about the same shit again. I need to order some more outrage today. My reserves are getting really low.