So this is how the NFL ends huh? I thought for sure it would be a lingering death from parents slowly discouraging their children to play over a decade or so but it's gonna be the DEA. I did NOT see that coming.

Just two days ago I listened to the soundtrack albums for both the Twin Peaks tv show and Fire Walk With Me for the first time in quite a few years. Just incredible stuff.

The 80s were kind to no one. I present to you Bob Weir of Grateful Dead fame.

And MMA's evolution (devolution?) into professional wrestling was finally complete.

A new dress (yes, that's Jon Fishman, drummer of the band Phish, who goes by the name 'Fish')?

I'd be legitimately surprised if Holtz has seen 'hard wood' in decades.

I bet Dan Snyder would be willing to do a promotion with him.

Does he think denying people marriage based on HIS religious beliefs will mean no gay people will be able to play baseball? Because that's not how that works Torii.

Tim Donaghy thinks everything seems legit.

Being a Cowboys fan has made my pain tolerance sky high for the last, oh...15 years or so.

Guns don't shoot off people's middle fingers, Jose Canseco shoots off people's middle fingers. His own but still.

Thank god Pearl Jam's tour ended last night. I bet they would've cancelled shows after hearing about this.

Chastian's ass looks GREAT in that dress.

That is one classy "Don't Tread On Me" neck tattoo he's rocking there.

That wouldn't make my top 10 sports tantrums I've thrown list and I'M A MAN!!! I'M 40!!!

If someone who wasn't an NFL player had been in this situation would the police have contacted his employer and negotiated him surrendering himself or would they have issued a warrant and stormed his house with a SWAT team?

My first thought when I saw what they meant by "bag o' roaches."

You're paying $28 for fucking regular-ass clothes.