You're paying $28 for fucking regular-ass clothes.

Where do I sign up for a cushy PR job because there is NO way I could do worse than the actual ones.

As a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fans who's originally from WV and now lives in Portland, OR I'm firmly on Team Fuck Your Local Franchise. I do love me some Blazers though...for now

As a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fans who's originally from WV and now lives in Portland, OR I'm firmly on Team Fuck Your Local Franchise. I do love me some Blazers though...for now

As a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fans who's originally from WV and now lives in Portland, OR I'm firmly on Team Fuck Your Local Franchise. I do love me some Blazers though...for now

I know this is nothing new but if it catches on in a viral way it could get really big really quick. I've always been kind of amazed the Cosby allegations haven't gotten more play in just general pop culture. The amount of goodwill his standup, tv show and philanthropy have given him is astounding. He's…

Oh, well if he had just told me this in the first place maybe I'd have a totally different opinion of him.

What does jazz guitarist Pat Metheny have to do with any of this?

Very well done. I didn't even notice this was an ad until #1. I'll be sure to look more carefully before clicking next time.

I'm doing it right now!

In-Game all-star game line-up and coach.

We're moving on to Cincinnati now.

I'm not trying to be bratty

It was the last sentence of the second paragraph of the story before I knew where the team was located.

They just want to get it right in the pussy. Wait, I may be combining stories in my head.

That sure was a left turn! SOrry. I'll see myself out.

While I'm a fan of Rome, when you surrender the moral high ground to him you know you've taken a wrong turn.