That's gotta smell so bad.

Throw some black louvres on the hatch and it's perfect.

@CafeRacer1200: My thoughts exactly. Perhaps he wasn't feeling well, since there did appear to be a small fluid discharge shortly after the poo.

I go with the one that has a soul.

Nice lego car.

@nunya001: Couldn't agree more. The easier you make his job, the easier he'll make your life. Also, always know where your insurance card and other vital paperwork is, so you have everything within easy reach so they don't have to stand there in traffic watching you dig through your glove box.

@mdlawmba: Those are all good points.

Number one rule in Houston at least, avoid the local news weatherguys. When Rita came through, David Paul (KHOU weatherman) was on the brink of tears, talking about "We'll get through this" and shit. Not to mention the constant barrage of interviews regarding the latest gust of wind hitting Galveston every 12 seconds.…

Inflatable Mattress.

Different FROM!!

@dolo54: I was thinking he was about as funny as a red hot coat hanger inserted into your urethra (and about as painful), but I think you got the gist.

Was that thing under power going through the slalom, or was the earth rotating under it while he was steering?

@endless: Less weight, lower drivetrain complexity please.

'79 Cadillac Seville. White. 8 Track and built-in CB Radio (both non functional).

You mean he wasn't following the speed limit while racing the cessna across Europe?!

Under 2,500lbs, more than 200hp, rwd/awd, and less than $25k and I'll do it.

/turns off computer.

Really enjoying the new gallery format, too...

Muscle Car: Max Rockatansky's V8 Interceptor

Houston's also doing this, they've got billboards up and some of the police cruisers have bumper stickers saying "don't take the bait, we use bait cars".