I believe his real name is Fuckface von Clownstick

I love me a Timothy Treadwell joke.

Not really fair. Spore sucked, Darkspore was even worse. The Sims left for EA in 2006. Maxis hadn't made a good/successful game in a long, long time.

How did EA ruin spore? I mean it is easy to point the publisher but how did EA ruin that game?

Oh crap, that means they'll never get a chance to make a better Spore!

I rowed in College and our Coxswain was drunk for at least three different practices. Those were fun times.

Amazingly, the most worst of the bunch is the SJD women's four, which is the only boat in the three-boat collision to have a coxswain (the other two are quads). As in the only boat carrying someone who's only fucking job is to avoid hitting other boats.

There is a monumental difference between using a name that's not on your driver's license and not wanting your friends and family to know who you are. Surely anyone can understand this concept, particularly given the context given in the article.

Dear god, that girl is so lucky, there are so many ways this could've gone horribly wrong.

In high school we had a friend who was larger and hairier than any high schooler should be. He was goofy and good-natured, and a constant source of amusement, not least of all because he had such little control over his gigantic body.

I live in Lake Tahoe, and we have people that ask us where, in town they can purchase clear glass jars to capture the different colors of the lake. Not kidding, also had someone ask where we put the moguls in the summer. Seriously!