Yes to this and to Henry Z. I live in Berkeley, CA and I must tell you that I have yet to encounter a Principal that would stand up and state this. Most are cowards that want to keep their jobs. Henry wouldn’t last 10 minutes in Berkeley. Although the parents would praise his efforts riiiiiight up until he started…

Maybe they were waiting for their friend to arrive before ordering. You know, THE POLITE thing to do.

I love the Muppets with all of my heart. But they died when Jim died.

How incredibly free market. See? Capitalism works!

You know who would have no problem with this? Michael Jordan.

Jim Crow is alive and well.

I failed a urine test eating poppyseed bread. Tested positive for morphine. The doctor called me thru HR and asked what I had been eating. It was a “qualitative” test. So they were going to run my urine through a “quantitative” test. Came back with “trace amounts”. So I was allowed to keep my shitty job.

Love it. Let’s get this thing started.

I thought I was the only one.

Isn’t it an open secret that most of the Shuttle’s missions were based in spy satellite launch and repairs? I mean, the whole thing was a brilliant ploy to get all those birds into orbit. The ones that spy on us all, right?

I agree with this 1000%.

Photo by George Redgrave.

In Yosemite, tourists have been known to ask "at what time do they turn the falls off at night?"