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Because he’s right.

This, kids, is why you don’t sign a record deal with a major label until you’ve established a career already.

A fair criticism, and adorable to read, too.

Yay!!! I really enjoyed the first season with my main complaint being how it ended. I am kind of sick of pop culture telling me to travel!/find myself!/follow my dreams! and the implication that marriage is the milestone of settling down and maybe being miserable about never trying new things. I am young and recently

Depending on the role, the camera angle, the costume, and the hair and makeup, Mr. Stiller, 50, swings between polarities of trollishness and desirability. In some movies, he appears dwarfish and deformed with a head that’s too big for his body and empty space-alien eyes. He is of average height but looks shorter. And

Hahahaha.

Ha!

Sorry. I mistyped something on a fucking phone. I’ll have a talk with my copy editor. Christ.

you’re right; I don’t know who this “Trumo” fellow is, but he’s got to be better than either of those two

I feel like ‘not trying to mansplain’ is a version of ‘no offense.’ It only REALLY makes it mansplaining if you assumed she wouldn’t know that herself.

MY FAINTING COUCH, JEEVES, I NEED IT NOW.

I'd like to argue about JGL's sexiness. I'd like to argue that he has none. I'd like to argue that he has the smuggest, most punchable face in all the Seven Kingdoms.

I really liked it. It was great silly fun, and it managed to find some very solid middle ground between new tricks (Doody playing These Magic Changes through Danny’s athletics sequence and Marty’s quick-change USO performance) and giving the audience (and probably the network execs) a lot of the warm, familiar stuff

We live in different worlds, if you don’t see Aaron Tveit's sexiness. Not that I super loved Grease live, but damn. He is hot.

She’s breastfeeding, so I doubt a nanny is involved.

I’m one of those people who don’t particularly like it. I don’t know why, it just felt like I got old, crossed this invisible line and became a ma’am (which to me is something you use to address an elder).

While they are both gorgeous, almost aggressively blonde, with great boobs, and both like to wear heels a lot - Jessica is, believe it or not, slightly taller. So, not quite the same!

So doppelganger Bradley Cooper looks like Curtis Stone?

I've been laughing for two minutes straight.

I invented the post-it.