And I thought it was Charlotte that was CLT.

Well ass kicking is all that will be left once Obummer has taken everyone’s guns and had them melted down for rings for gay weddings and gynecological tool kits.

Aww, man. I mean, sure. He’s evil. But at this point, don’t you feel just a little bit bad for how poorly this turned out for Jeb!? It’s gone cartoonishly bad. It’s like, Jeb! sent away to the ACME Corp. for a campaign kit & some roadrunner seed and now it’s all just anvils dropping on him.

I don’t see how you can say that standards have been raised if the film industry continues to fail the test for the standard in question. But more the point I think you’re actually getting at. Yes, we want women as three dimensional characters, heroes and leads, and over-all wonderful roles, not just two girlfriends…

Oh my god, Becky, look at her screenwriting credits.

Master of None was fun because it found a lot of ways to be different. This just looks like a bunch of cliches shaken in a cup and dumped on a table like Yahtzee.

in most cases you don’t need a Bechdel test to see how sexist movies are, sometimes trailer is enough

I imagine if you type in ‘Michael Bay’ to any field it just returns with this:

I was watching a Martha cooking show on PBS the other day, and she helpfully noted that you could use guinea fowl eggs in place of chicken eggs “if that’s all you have at hand.” I don’t know about you guys, but I have been puzzling over what to do with all the guinea fowl eggs I’ve got in my fridge.

I hereby demand that retailers start demanding wide widths. I want cute footwear too dammit.

I hereby demand that retailers start demanding wide widths. I want cute footwear too dammit.

I hope she is okay. And I hope her friends who know the rapist shares his name and that his comedic world and professional life comes crumbling down and leads to jail.

Your comment has a real ring of truth to it.

I’m impressed by the way they managed to band together. This level of engagement is rare. He’s a real gem.

“Blackfish”?

You’re problem is that you dwell on bad news. It’s not all your fault, the media spends 99% of it’s time relaying bad news because it sells better. Take bad cop stories for example. If you went by just the news you’d think all cops are murders and the police force itself is completely corrupt. But the truth is that…

“Or considerably less, if it’s in any shade other than snow white.”

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

I don’t even know what to say about your MIL, but target gift cards are the best because you can use them to buy toilet paper, coffee or whatever and then use the $50 of your own you would have spent there to buy shoes or drugs or whatever you are into.

We say that in our social circle, but only because the night has become somewhat legendary in it’s own right because it’s the night when all our old classmates are home and we get far too drunk and make ridiculous mistakes.

Sleep with an ex? Get arrested? Wastedly sing Fairytale of New York while standing on a piano…

I was ready to click “Off” when the cast appeared on stage for the traditional signoff, and almost cried when they all joined Bruce to sing Santa Claus Is Coming To Town. Clarence Clemons nephew on sax, Little Stephen, and Vanessa Bayer’s O face at just being there - truly great.