She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

I’m imagining them both arriving home at the same time and getting stuck in the doorway for a moment...

Spoiler: she’s using some sort of tesla invention to create clones of herself and then killing the original version of herself every night in a big tank of water. I’m sure all the science checks out if you care about science.

The best part is the design that I chose for the card says “JOY” in huge letters right underneath her “please kill me now” stare. Hahahaha.

I did, too. I believe the ingredients to make a cookie sheet-sized batch cost less than $5. (Also, do they think it’s artistic to not smash the peppermints any finer? That’s just lazy.)

Has anyone seen the trailer for ‘Sisters’ and think it kinda...sorta...maybe looks....um...not good? I really hope it is, but I have serious doubts which makes me sad.

Because the person recounting the story to you doesn’t actually remember it correctly. He meets her when he’s on vacation and she’s working as his housekeeper. She leaves when he comes to the end of his vacation. And he immediately starts to learn Portuguese in order to speak to her. A year later, after not having…

those bolds are all his. I wouldn’t presume to bold a man’s words with my Jane Popcorn keyboard, etc

Speaking of tv shows, can everyone go watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend? because a) it’s so much more clever than its name, b) Rachel Bloom is freaking amazing, and c) it allows me to indulge my Santino Fontana obsession on a weekly basis. I’m afraid it will get cancelled because I swear every show I love dies.

I was into it. Chuck Bass:Serial Killer was pretty exciting for me.

Oh, classy. Good thing I never had much respect for her anyway so I’m not really losing anything, I guess.

Thank you Jesus

Is Kal Penn playing a superhero named “Inside-Out Chicken Man”? Because that’s what he looks like. His gizzard is showing.

Wait!!! What does KFed know about the “water people”??? Are they like reptilians? If they’re in New York, does that mean they’re making their way north? I need to get supplies!!

MADONNA, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN.

I liked Ashley, but I really started rallying for her after the mean girl brigade picked her last and then tried to throw her under the bus. That was the challenge that also made me hate Candic.

I really like Ashley but I’m fat and sensitive to bullying so I couldn’t help but rally for her. So many times it just felt like the other designers were counting her out because they didn’t like the way she looked. I hope she makes it big since we chubs need more beautiful plus size clothes.

Are you saying you don’t want that ring on a string, boobuh?

I am naturally a “throw it all away” person. My entire sentimental items is a box that is like 1’x 1’. But I live with a damn hoarder-ish husband, so no matter how well I organize, my life is clutter hell.