God bless pete souza for all these amazing photos of Obama. This is a huge public service.

Ummm...a baby in a tiny white trench? With a tiny designer purse? Whose first complete sentence is “It’s handled”? I would die a thousand adorable deaths.

I guarantee that at least a few are upset that when they put it on, they look nothing like Kate (or so a friend told me)

To be honest, I only clicked this article to figure out what HTGAWM stands for.

A lot of those first dresses were either hideous or were not tailored properly to the person. A lot of people would be hearing “aufiderzein” and getting their bags packed with Tim Gunn booting them out the door if this were a Thursday night.

You bastard. I’M STARVING.

What IS the glossy stain? Is it opaque? Is it like a lipgloss that hardens like a shell? Is it transfer proof? How does it stay glossy? What are science?

I think the better question is, “What isn’t Gaukur?”

If you've never done much, but used to tan a lot, a trip to the dermatologist might be a good idea regardless of how much of a regimen you might want to take on. Ask about products for sun damage and get just a general skin checkout, it might surprise you how little you need to do to fix the things you don't like.

My weekend gig is for Gap, Inc., and they made a really big deal out of how they’re now doing away with on-call shifts. They made it sound like a humanitarian effort.

So you say there are lawsuits being filed in California, huh? Suddenly the puzzle pieces come together.

I was on a flight on Air France, Paris to SFO, when a doctor was requested. I saw nobody respond, so I asked the flight attendant if I, being an RN, could help.

I thought you weren’t allowed to fly once you reached a certain stage in pregnancy, just to avoid things like this? Any in the know want to fill me in?

Shit, is it NOT pronounced that way? I’ve only ever read it aloud in my own head, and I always pronounce the accent.

kickass makeup game, tho.

OK the first response HAS to be a joke. “Well-digested creations” *wink wink.*

But we don’t need unions or collective bargaining or wage laws because each individual server can just use the vast power and leverage they hold to stop the managers from doing this sort of thing. Also I have a magic unicorn rabbit that shits skittles.

“It is what it is” is another one that is worthless and drives me crazy.

living monogram

I am the first person to hate on college/university Greek life culture, but this is just straight up mean-spirited.