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I mean, that;s literally what happened. The plan was always 3 seasons, but Hulu demanded a 4th. So they’re streeetttcchhhiiiing it ouuuut

Quick question for someone who just can’t get into this show: What, uh, happens?

Plot doesn’t have to be king, but it does have to be queen, or at least a jack.

pregnant people need to be more independent.

Dear employees of Restaurant Depot: Did none of you think it might be a good idea to help the severely pregnant lady with her giant boxes of paper towels?

I knew this was Jesse as soon as I saw him praise the fridge scene

He seems to be avoiding another big part of why people hated the death, that the previous season had spent numerous episodes faking Glenn’s death before revealing he was still alive, which was then abruptly rendered totally pointless. I’ll go to my grave believing this cliffhanger went down the way it did because they

If O’Neal came back I’d punch out a junkie and steal his meth.

Hell yeah. Great to see more old AV Club features and writers return, and what a return for Rabin and My Year of Flops. Caught Madame Web once it hit Netflix (like a smart person) and this movie is hilarious and fascinatingly bizarre. Hard disagree with the linked AVC review from its release, it IS in the so bad it’s

If Ignatiy came back, I'd genuinely crack open a wine bottle.  Same with Caroline.

I’m still disappointed that Rabin seemed to hate late series 30 Rock enough to review it without watching it, but I’m delighted that recognizes the secret wonder of Madame Web.

From what I’ve read and heard on podcasts, it was supposed to tie into the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man movies (which are Sony?) and take place in the 90s, with the villain trying to kill baby Peter Parker instead of the three teens. Then that got scrapped to try to make the concept work with MCU Tom Holland Spider-Man

There were no flops in 1899.

Idiots: Madame Web is a bad movie.

Rabin’s back? Rabin’s back! Nobody mention jellybeans—we don’t want to scare him away!

The term he wanted was “precognition,” though you could kiiiiinda argue that she’s also clairvoyant, because she has visions of the future of places other than right here.

My world of flops was probably THE series that I most missed. Very pleased to have it back and, yeah, Madame Web seems the perfect relaunch. 

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I’m sorry, you’ll get the same four guys making shitty, obvious jokes on every thread and trolls who only comment on culture-war stuff. I don’t make the rules.

Good god! They really are reviving the old A.V. Club, aren’t they? What’s next? A takedown review by Ignatiy? The long-prophesied return of Snarkmaster General Sean O’Neal himself?!