Bounding into comics is notoriously a comicsgate anti-diversity chud site so

Blue check marks meant that it was validated that yes, the person behind this account IS who they are claiming to be.

Sunshine was even worse than that —- EIGHT shines per level, and you HAD to get the 7th shine in each level in order to unlock the final level and get to Bowser. There was no way to skip, either. You had to do the first six shines, and some (sandbird, blooper surfing) were cruelly difficult. That and each level also…

but it doesn’t pay for validation. it literally just pays for the checkmark

And yet, Ezra Miller... 

In a world full of horrible people, thank god for us.

“Anything to the contrary is total bullshit.” Fuck yeah Judy Blume!

uhhhhh i’m sure some dirtsheets have reported this, but sources? 

What in the actual fucking hell

That’s fine. Can’t tell when there’s ten other articles shitting about it. 

There’s no way it’s that lol.

“Even if people were initially peeved at the way Mario sounds in the film, it clearly didn’t affect the movie’s ability to get butts in seats.”

This is a great comparison and I appreciate it.

Because those aspects don’t matter to the enjoyment of the movie, but the g/s media sites all seem to have an absolute hard-on for shitting on this flick. 

That’s a lame excuse. Various Mario games *do* have fun stories. The Paper Mario games, in particular. Various comics. But there is lots of stuff to pull from that would be “established”.

“The plot for The Super Mario Bros Movie is paper-thin. Narratively, the characters are static bordering on inert; there’s no arc or growth to any of them. It’s just one action set piece to the next; your enjoyment is intimately tied to your pre-existing knowledge of these characters and your ability to recognize a…

That Stevie Wonder cover is FIRE.

100%!

kotaku invented an entire “backlash” against Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong because of a *single TikTok*

Been saying this for years. When was his last actual good role? Hell, when was his last hit?