All reviews carry bias. And?

He did a Reddit AMA last week, and it was fucking delightful. =D 

Marrying 100 gay couples buys him a lot of rope with me

Good, it was a lot of fun. 

Heck yes. I had an entire side of the theatre to myself yesterday for the noon showing. 

Why you gotta hurt me, man

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

And I don’t even really like bread!

I’m not going to fuck you, so, y’know, stop stalking me. No means no. 

So like, Jon Favreau is a solid director. But he never struck me as a guy who had any interest or real vision for big spectacle. It’s weird to me he got Jungle Book to lead to this.

“you know how the heterosexual mind works. I can't get enough of those heavy breasts."

Hungry hungry hobos!

Lmao are you stalking me again?

Wow, I’m stunned this is the (largely) uncensored version of the cartoon. Though I feel like the true original had more explicit cock and balls.

I don’t understand how people fall for this stuff. 

Cos universal has part of the rights or something. It's confusing. 

It is unexplained, but I'm not sure how it's "confusing."

okay that’s totally fair

yay evangelical christianity!!!!1

It drives me batty that they call it live-action when it’s fully CGI.