Dude, it's a what if story. It's meant to be cheeky somewhat wish fulfillment. Stop saying Mary Sue.  

If you can be one thing, it's efficient. 

He's listed in the opening and closing credits. My take would be he was either directed to be a bit less silly, or wasn't able to be quite as loose in a va recording booth. 

“Jesus!"

I can't believe barsanti had the fucking gumption to link the shittiest article he's ever typed. 

Dude, don't get bummed out about things that haven't even happened and may not happen yet. 

Bob is wrong. So very wrong. Jfc. And I bet he's not really a doctor, either. 

I mean, it's a what if story. It's meant to be kind of extreme and silly. ;)

Depp as the lead or a lead, over the past ten years, has been a reason I don't want to watch a movie. He's just so boring and rehashing his young self over and over. 

I knew about some of this, forgot about other parts, and what the fuck with assaulting a disabled woman?

Oh, fuck right off. 

I don’t we actually know that. We had leaks of some of the ideas but has anybody read the full script? I mean to be fair rise of Skywalker is absolutely the fucking worst. So better is kind of a low bar.

No idea. And who is there to send it to? There’s no editorial or help or whatever email or form. I flagged it days ago now. Jfc

I HAAAATE thatkinja doesn't even tell me *which* comment you are replying to. 🤦

Bebetter if av club evicted him. From his job. Which he is bad at.

Fun fact about reactions and feelings: we actually can’t always control how we react or feel.

Cos every director of a superhero movie is a fanboy. Eyeroll

Abrams was clearly just making a star war. 🤦

That is one of the best descriptions of Burton. He has his hits; but he’s made so many shallow, empty movies that entirely try to get by on the style and aesthetic. By the time you've seen his shit 8 times, the novelty had worn off. It's cliche. 

And the One Starring The Dead Woman. Which they’re being sued over. We don’t need to relitigate the details and yeah, I don’t necessarily think pushing people into the theatre right now is the best choice.