This, mostly. 

“this guy is exhausting.”

I think the last time I heard Steven dorff’s name was... A retro review of his blade movie.

Matthew Lillard >>> skeet Ulrich anyway

This came to my mind. Putting aside the snobby "art" trash (it's all art, stop it), they work their asses off on these tentpole superhero flicks. It's not like they filmed a cut scene and slapped Scarjo into it. Hell, the fact that all involved can make the marvel flicks and the big scenes generally coherent and the…

“Michael Caine, what do you remember about making jaws iv?”

They look so bland and odd in almost all of these trailers. New frontier gets a pass, obviously, but it’s heavily working with Cooke’s artstyle. Imo it still doesn’t go far enough.

Apparently iT's hArD to WriTE sUpeerMAn

I blew that up, printed it, and laminated it to hang in my classroom.

...I just can't get into these, and for most of them, it's the art style. The flashpoint trailer; I dislike the art. Not the animation, that's fine, but most of these the art is ... Meh? It just seems so generic and cheap. 

White Canuck here

Well, now I'm *excited*

Its worse that there is such a big audience for these comicsgate-esque gatekeeping bigots. 

I legitimately had given up on Zelda after skyward. I made it halfway through, realized I was not having fun, and sold it. I did beat twilight princess, but the back half of that game was a slog, you never used most of the items outside the one specific boss or dungeon, and I have NEVER had a desire to revisit it.

Dismissed, bootlicker. 

Hooo boy, a friend just linked me a 16 minute “reaction” video about the new trailer that’s all cowardly whinging about HEMAN SIDELINED TEELA HAS A MAN HAIR HOO BOY

This is PERFECT. 

Jaysus

There was a spot, very early, where I attempted to crest a hill. I think you had to find three dumb creatures or something.

The hand-holding was ghastly. The repetition of messages and inane dialogue worse.