I know a Pats fan whose GF dropped him like a hot rock when he wept like a child after the Helmet SB. I mean I’d get it if the guy was, say, a Vikings fan or something but come on, they already had THREE SB titles under their belts. Fucking front-runners.

I always give the old school Pats fans a pass. If you remember Grogan and Sam “Bam” Cunningham you’ve paid your dues. But start with that “Brady defined my childhood” crap and I’m snatching your Sam Adams out of your hand and kicking you out.

Pats fans are even worse than Yankees fans. That annoying, condescending tone, like they have some deeper understanding of the sport thanks to “Bill”, “Tom” and “Gisele”, as if they actually fucking know those people. Insufferable, boring, whiny cocksuckers who weep like babies when the Pats fail to win that…